human office - copenhagen: the website

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FONDEN DISTORTION KØBENHAVN
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STREET LIFE * PARTY CULTURE
DYNAMIC * GENEROUS * FUNFUNFUN
KØBENHAVN * COPENHAGUE *
COPENHAGEN

 

::::::::: what we do :::::
::::::::: who we are :::::
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::::::::: VALUES::::::

::::::::: vedtægter:(in Danish) :::::


=== THE DISTORTION VALUES ===

LA FONDATION DISTORTION MISSION STATEMENT IS:

"TO CELEBRATE COPENHAGEN STREET LIFE & MODERN PARTY CULTURE"
in a way that is "DYNAMIC, GENEROUS, FUN ".

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When asked to "describe your mission statement in a few words" - we sent this:

WHY COPENHAGEN:
old europe. ultra-democratic. hygge meets action.

WHY STREET LIFE:
local. wise. colourful.

WHY PARTY CULTURE:
universal. trance. human meets animal (wine-women-song).

WHY DYNAMIC:
enthusiastic. mobile.

WHY GENEROUS:
"free from smallness of mind".

WHY FUN:
because we can.

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This was "too few words", our lawyers said, so we wrote this MANIFESTO.

But this was "too many words", so we told our lawyers: "how would you write it?" and they wrote this.

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what we do - who we are - history - core values - vedtaegter :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: +45 30 25 50 10